Well, car culture for Florida.

A few Benjamins to the inspector and it’ll be cleared for takeoff (Illinois corruption).

Flying is easy. Obstacles are usually far away up there.

Ah, that’ll buff out.

For the last time my car is not for sale.

Most 911s are driven on the daily summer commute of affluent middle-aged businessmen. More suspension travel and sidewall is probably a good thing in those conditions.

The 911 Safari/Dakar idea is legitimately cool in my opinion.

So how do we really know they didn’t acquire phantom because one thing history has taught me is that the American government loves to lie. 

You did not analyze if Tesla could profitably sell a $25,000 car. You analyzed if Tesla could sell their average car today for $25,000.

Hey David Tracy, you see all that rust?  I have a bridge to sell you.

I love Yellowjackets but it’s not about teenagers. I like it because it’s a unique, interesting take on a familiar lost boys topic. I never had any interest in Euphoria because, as a grown up, I don’t have the appetite to sit through gratuitous lipstick lesbian drug addict drama. I think Zendaya is awesome in…

Oh, sure, they “bleed static discharge off of an aircraft.” But we all know the real reason.

he had solar-powered “weather fins” installed above his ears by Japanese surgeons, and now he can tell whether it’s raining or not.

After about the third emergency vet visit, I would start to wonder whether my current partner shouldn’t be my former partner. 

Her agent really needs to get her pay doubled if producers are going to keep following this excellent logic.

Karen Gillan also fought herself as young and old Amy on the Doctor Who episode “The Girl Who Waited,” and as alt-timeline Nebulas in Avengers Endgame. Why not, if you could have one Karen Gillan in your movie, why not another one too?

Fake news - I clean my fan while it’s on ALL THE TIME.  You can do it bro 👍

Wait. Turn ‘off’ the fan?

I used to support Blackberries lo those many dinosaurs ago. Weirdest, arcane, ecosystem I’ve ever seen. The phone was great, but the software and backend? “Finicky” is putting it politely.