I hope Judy Greer isn't just a mom in the intro, I love Judy Greer. Judy Greer should fight dinosaurs.

I totally read that in GLaDOS' voice.

I learned to take that approach any time I donate money. Once it's out of my hands, it's gone, so I need to be ok with that.

I did get it the second time!

Ugh women always trying to cry their way out of uncomfortable situations, typical.

Pretty much, yeah.

On Pinterest. The Reddit for Ladies.

What is that even supposed to mean?!? I'm crying over here. Omg. You don't even know.

This is why we have a wage gap and women can't be president, WHAT IF YOUR TRIGGER FINGER HAD BEEN ON THE NUKES.

OMG A PUPPY! Brb, just got my period.

This I don't believe. Most people can not sustain a fake persona long enough to past muster, let alone three different people whose stories he keeps straight.

Did you miss out Ginseng dealer? GT can serve all your needs.

You were asking for it, Ari. You probably had a super slappable expression on your face. What were you doing, just walking around with a slappable face, huh?!

That gif is going to be so triggering for people* sensitive to misandry.

This was my first thought too. "I invested over a year in pretending to be women in need to painstakingly defraud an emergency fund of a few hundred bucks!" is not the kind of stuff that tends to feature in a hero's journey.

The replies are pretty heartening

Well, considering someone commented on the reddit confession calling everyone on Jez/Groupthink "nazi SJWs," I feel like they think they're sticking it to us.

Mostly what came out of this since GT found out about it was it restored my faith in humanity so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ thanks reddit liar guy.

Assuming any of this is true (it almost certainly isn't) how the hell does he think this story makes him look?