Forcing you to Tracy a repair before you abandoned it and Torchinskyed with something incredibly obscure.

Hang on, do you comment this on every Tavarish article? I swear to god that I’ve read this several times before. This is the weirdest fucking sensation of my life.

dat username

Given the recent demise of the monstrously torque-y 3.0 TDI, I have no idea what the hell they’ll power this thing with.

Tune your daily. Much more fun that way, every day.

I’ve only ever looked into turbos (not a big fan of NA engines), so you could be completely right.

Oh, right. Love the five-cylinders - I remember the original Quattro pulled 500HP out of a turbo-five in, what, the early 80's? Absolutely ridiculous.

I drive a 1.8T B6, which is in the ballpark of 180HP stock (haven’t modded it yet).

They’re still all over the front page?

Audi have habitually underrated their cars for years now, often by north of 50HP. The stock RS7 Performance dynos at around 650, and the stock S8 dynos in the ballpark of 590. This is why firms like APR are able to get ‘100HP’ out of a remap - they’re actually only pulling about another 40HP out of the system.

To be fair, at least they’re making an effort, instead of showing off their wealth by buying a golden Bentley or something.

I can smell the maintenance bills from here...

Alternatively, he speaks perfect English and is just batshit crazy.

I love that “not from Finland” is a necessary qualifier.

Engines back then often made a hell of a lot of power. I don’t remember the exact figure on horsepower, but the late-sixties ‘Vette had a sub-5-second 0-60 time.

That’s not an extra finger, that’s just the side of his hand. Clench your fist and look at it head-on, and you’ll see.

My thoughts exactly. Two standard drinks is nowhere near enough to get any adult male anywhere near being sorted out. Hell, I don’t even notice a difference until I’m around six.

You people think this is a GOOD idea?!

Never would’ve worked; they wouldn’t be reliable enough to compete with Japanese budget sedans, and without TDI, offer nothing that those sedans don’t have.

Is this meme too old to be COTD? Surely not.