This reads like if BroScienceLife started a car channel...

stef layin’ down the h8

Infernal, godless, ineloquent wretches!

Perth is the Florida of Australia, Tasmania is the Alaska, Melbourne is the New York, Sydney is the Los Angeles and Canberra is the Washington DC.

But-but-but... I’m an elderly conservative white man! If I can’t control women’s bodies, what do I have left?!

There was actually a scandal on the Nexus a while back where the owners of some very successful mods (Project Nevada amongst them) got hacked, and the mods replaced with malware. However, the site admins jumped on the problem within minutes of it being discovered and the situation was resolved, and steps taken to…

No, no, I said that because I know the exact context :)

This is a joke that needs massive amounts of context.

They look good if you can get the DTM look going, like that ultra-special 950HP RS6 from a while back. Otherwise, I’m not a huge fan.

You see these things all the time down under. LS-powered ones are the goddamn best, as long as you don’t need to corner.

How the hell do you drag 505 horsepower out of a sub-three litre engine? How much fucking boost did Alfa try and cram into that thing? That’s Evo-esque levels of specific power, and anyone who’s ever owned an Evo will tell you exactly what that’ll do to your engine lifespan. And those have the benefit of being…

Buh-buh-buh... don’t say that! It makes me feel insecure in my masculinity, you evil SJW! D:

Actually looking more like 2% now.

LA Times/USC was still wrong, though; it made the weird assumption that around 33% of African-Americans would vote Trump, which still wasn’t right.

Actually, I’ve seen plenty of comments on FA (mostly by Buzz Killington) to the effect of “women shouldn’t join the military, they’re biologically inferior, so if they get killed/raped it’s their own fault.”

Tragic. Fuck anyone who comments to the effect of “this is why women shouldn’t pilot”.

I’m not sure; I believe it possessed an extremely specific discharge rate, mandated by the car’s delicate electrics (again, #germancarlife).

Battery itself was about $350; the remainder was some light electrical work that needed to be done to get it to work properly (the previous owner had jury-rigged an aftermarket battery, so they needed to rewire a few things). That was right after I bought it.

Yep, that’s life. Fortunately, this car had the timing belt done right before I bought it - guy claimed he’d done it himself. Seemed incredibly fishy, so I go to my Audi techs, expecting bad news, and to my absolute astonishment, they tell me that there’s a brand-new timing belt in there, although no water pump (so I…

Yeah, plenty of great deals to be had on refurbished and aftermarket alternators. Unfortunately, I was in a bit of a rush and needed the car back before the weekend :( But you can get used or refurbished ones for about half-price, or much less in the case of Chinese knockoffs.