*sees gif*

Somehow, I doubt that subsidies and fuel prices particularly concern an ultra-wealthy industrialist noble.

Koenigsegg turned out to be Jalop as fuck.

sovereign property

Agreed. Goddamn, some of the commenters around here completely lack class. Fortunately, $kay is one hard motherfucker.

I’m not sure yet, but I’m certain that when you inevitably crack and scream this idea to the world, you and your Beetle will be summarily set alight by the remaining Jalopnik staff in an eldritch pagan ritual.

Well, it’s restrained relative to the Veneno and Centenario, but that's not saying much.

I think that the Aventador is the first Lamborghini since the Countach to really capture a massive, revolutionary styling change, one that other supercar manufacturers (e.g., McLaren) have rushed to follow. By the time it came out, the Murcielago didn’t really seem any more extreme than anything else on sale, whereas…

Really? I much prefer the Aventador to the Murci; I think it captures the outrageous, huge, almost ugly Lamborghini look perfectly.

Agreed, as far as I know.

Beats voting for Trump, but does nothing to help stop him, either.

To be fair, the Viper had been basically designed for Laguna Seca, having been developed there; around other tracks (e.g., the Nurburgring), it clocks in 1.5s behind the Aventador and 3.5s behind the 918.

#COTD

I’m deeply alarmed and greatly bemused that “Sad!” has entered the common lexicon.

I may have a deep and undying hatred of you, Buzz, but when you’re right, you’re right.

This is a closed and infinite loop, unless there's some sort of black market thermodynamics in play.

Oh my God, this borders on being the funniest thing I've ever read. Bravo.

Except one candidate is a questionably-moral but unquestionably-qualified and intelligent geopolitical operator, and the other is an insane baboon who throws temper tantrums at the parents of dead war heroes.

Putin has never threatened a nuclear first strike in his entire presidency. He’s a crazy dictator, but even he’s smart enough to know that such a threat would do unthinkable things to the world’s geopolitical state.

And the problem with America is that there are people like you in it, who frankly straight-up do not understand how the world works and never will.