Clean, precise, well-kitted-out and subtle-looking, if in need of a new paint job. If I was looking for a cheap daily driver, I’d pick this up in a heartbeat.

But hey, look on the bright side, Brexit fans! You kept the scary brown people out of your country! Congratulations!

Okay, so that’s the best Brexit comment I’ve heard yet.

COTD right here.

Come on, mate. This, of all cars, deserves such a wing.

Brexit is an absolutely horrendous idea for everyone involved. It’s an ethno-nationalist pipe dream built around fears of scary brown people(TM), and if it happens, it will likely spell a new dark age of right-wing lunacy across the globe.

*sheeple

I strongly suggest that society adopt a practice of lighting these kinds of people on fucking fire.

Manual owner here. I consider it okay to buy certain cars with automatics, but only if it’s a car with no manual option and no manual competitors (an Audi RS6, for instance).

Volkswagen can probably afford to get rid of the Passat and the Eos. The Beetle too, maybe. Tiguan and Touareg will stay just because those are major US sellers. TDI division may be shuttered entirely, from the sounds of things.

Glad to hear you’re okay! For all of our sakes, feel free to ignore the misogynistic anti-Alanis circlejerk in the comments :)

Your lack of self-awareness is transcendent and beautiful.

Car people might care. Non-car people won’t, with one exception.

Incorrect; Audi’s published times for the RS6 are widely-known to be much higher than the reality.

Wait, how the hell are you grey?!

I love this! At the risk of fanboying, I really do appreciate Tesla’s novel approach to marketing and sales.

...Holy shit, did not expect there to be an actual explanation. I am impressed.

This reminds me of some stuff I was reading a while back about how the US Army’s powered armour system is probably going to use a rotary engine to provide energy, since they’re smaller and lighter than piston engines and have much better energy density than batteries.

Is this a thing in Russia?

I think you’ll find that it was your Lambo that was impounded.