It's hard for him to see with his head in this position.

Also, when you make a list of the most awesome functional intakes, this should win:

My grandmother was an incredible gardener and bird lover. Her whole property was covered in beautiful flowers, birdbaths and feeders, trees- you name it. As it were, this also created a natural hunting ground for her neighborhood's cats, who particularly enjoyed posting up underneath this thicket of ferns near a…

I once fed a raccoon a pop tart while sitting at a bus stop. The dude just took pieces of it from my hand. That was a chill ass raccoon.

I'm not going to sit here and take shit from a Masshole driver. Florida drivers may do eccentric things, but driving in the Boston area is some thunderdome shit.

I hate that crap, don't lie to me.

I don't really have a bus horror story, amazing seeing as I used to ride the bus and trains around East Cleveland, but I have a great bus panhandling story from RTA. Typical panhandler asking people for money, says it's for food but it's not. Golden opportunity for me to step up when he asks me for money for food.

This used to be my favorite uhaul. Got great fuel economy and was a hoot to drive when empty.

Bitches love a man with a good tooth.

Jason, have you seen the earlier models' dash??

Come on. The worst car in the history of the world.

Dodge Challenger, the official car of telling the rest of the world to go fuck itself.

Only 30%? I was under the impression he was halfway there

"A Shady Grove bound train".............almost the guy's destination.

I like the ones I own, a 2002 Cooper, the first one that rolled off a dealership floor in the USA, March 22nd, 2002, and a 1969 I just bought a few weeks ago. Waiting on driving lamps and new tires and wheels to get in.

//cough

Fuuu...

This one. The cheapest used, the most unloved. I'll never understand why...

This pending bullshit sucks pending donkey balls. Thanks mr stupid porn gif troll.