The latter...guaranteed.

Before you accuse me of saying that the Mazda3 competes with some Mercedes-Benz, let me quickly explain that's not where I plan to take this. We all know the Mazda3 could never compete with Mercedes-Benz, because the little Mazda will rust to bits in 10 years. Whereas a high-end luxury vehicle such as, for example,…

Maserati A6G Zagato

North Haverbrook

The only thing I ever see Ravens' fans complain about in regards to losing the Colts is losing our records. That's it.

I am from Baltimore. I understand the hurt that Cleveland felt - but come the hell on. You go to keep your name, your colors, your history. you got your team back, you got a new stadium its been more than a decade.

The car is irrelevant, as long as it can if it can tow this bad boy:

The registration number makes fun of weed smokers.

They're called Tauntons! (has lunch money stolen)

Standing in a hospital room, the Kia Soul ends a phone call, and with a smirk looks down and crosses, "Nissan Cube" off of a list, closes its notebook, and places it in the pocket of its glittery parachute pants. Then, slowly, grabs a pillow and begins reaching towards the unconscious, weak, bedridden body of the…

I agree...I'm not really luxury car guy, but if I want a big Mercedes, I want a REALLY big Mercedes. Something I can host a family reunion in.

I am affordable enough for everyone to have. I am handed down from young parents to their children at the age of majority, and then ruthlessly hooned, and do not break, although I have weird dents and patches of rust everywhere pretty quickly. I have a notable and inexplicable styling choice that is just as weird as…

This is why I hate auto-locking doors on cars.

High speed efficiency is all about aerodynamics, and therefore, I nominate the Tatra T77. This being Jalopnik, no real further explanation should be required methinks.

"If the 505 works in Africa (and it does), it'll take a bit of Lemons with ease as well"

It's practically a Halo style Wart Hog.

Magnum says "Don't even think about it."

Sorry but no. *Nerd hat on* Optimus was originally based on a KW K100 COE. These new age Michael Bay Transformers 'movies' they keep pumping out make me want to puke. Nothing but a CG / explosion filled 90 minute long GM commercial full of GM commercial grade acting... BAH! I'll go back to my corner now..

Pretty much every one I've come across in my experience. The only really sneaky or angled ones are the ones in middle of nowhere stretches hiding in the trees and shit...