....strapped a professional-grade nail gun to an octocopter...

Yeah well.. I was on the Nordschleife in August and pretty sure I set the lap record for a rental matte green Suzuki Swift driven by an American on the second Monday in August.

Uhm .... actually i was on the Nordschleife last year and set a world record for an American import car of a Japanese manufacturer while making my co driver puke in the first 2 miles of track length :D

I can’t think of anything less newsworthy than what people are claiming about deposits on forums.

That’s not half bad looking.  And it has smaller panel gaps than a Tesla...

I’d rather take 120 posts about a C8 with a swapped Cruze drivetrain and 3-speed automatic and Z51 badges with painted brake calipers than 1 post about Tesla Tweets

So he decided he can’t top the Taycan in the sedan category, so he changes it so he can beat a .... 7-seater record, currently held by a Skoda turbodiesel SUV driven by Sabine Schmitz, and you say “Suck it Porsche fan boys”?

Can’t imagine having my money tied up in a company being led by this guy. His Twitter game is only matched by Trump.

Because previous Tacoma frames totally don’t rust out rapidly or anything.

Eh, it’s like everything else. The teslapologists get all hyped up, the naysayers say nay, and the rest of the world moves on with their lives and says “Boy, what a shit show that is.”

“But you can imagine what it would have been like if we did.”

Yet another example when shutting the fuck up and staying off Twitter would’ve been waaaaay more beneficial.

Tesla: “WE’RE GONNA SET THE LAP RECORD AT THE NURBURGRING”