Let me guess: Blizz is adding lore the the kitten, making her as a fiercely independent kitten gal, who gets paid equally than the other tiger mounts and unmounts you mid-air when your /flirt with it

This isn't even a burger anymore. It's just a mini hamburg steak.

Ever since Fortnite, Epic’s business decisions are absolutely wild....

Hey, here’s a fun fact: Metroid Dread has been out for less than two weeks and it’s already become by far the best selling game in the franchise. Which is strange, because a bunch of weird nerds on here kept assuring me that its sales had been fatally crippled thanks to one Kotaku article.

This isn’t Bungie having an existential crisis. This is Destiny 101 - FOMO.

You receive zero stars. Tipping is an awful system that serves no one but the employer that wants to cheat employees on wages and customers with misleading prices. At a time when better restaurants in America are abandoning the racist practice of tipping by just paying their employees better, there’s no good reason…

Ben “Savage” Garden indeed. 

I don’t have a problem with the seasonal model of paid updates. But good grief don’t make us have to use a spreadsheet to figure out what’s what.

On the other hand, if G/O Media engaged in a little more NICKEL-and-diming, they could maybe afford some editors.

Wow, this is the worst idea ever. I loathe tipping and it’s a cancer on America. I tip well, but i absolutely despise it. I’m trying to divert my business to restaurants that charge more for service included... and dine out less in general, but that’s another day’s rant (American restaurants are owned by sentient pond …

Been in Japan for the past 14 years, and whenever I go back to Canada, I frigging HATE tipping again.

I say that if you can’t afford to run your business by paying people a living wage, then you can’t afford to run your business.

“But that simplicity, I guess, goes against the Tip Project’s business model, which is to selling those tip tickets to restaurants.”

Tipping is the biggest problem in the American service industry. It’s 2021 and the national tipped minimum wage is $2.13.

Good for you, man.

Looking forward to reading more needlessly padded summaries of mundane events from you.

DBrand has my respect. I bought the first version of the dark plates. Very good quality. And they have balls taunting Sony like this. Good shit

It shouldn’t happen but I can’t say I’m surprised given they’ve repeatedly bait and switched for months over every little thing to do with the obvious scam they’re pulling.

Dawg, this is like a next level Shit Take.

Historians will look back on this take with awe and disgusting intrigue saying “Yo, the fuck was wrong with this dude in 2021? ” 

After watching that cutscene I get where you’re coming from but I think I disagree. The Samus in this game shows almost all of her emotion through body language. The fact that she lingers, staring at the body shows that she feels something. She’s acknowledging those emotions and internalizing them as well as the info…

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