Curiously, Melania Trump was not part of the photo

I think the bigger question is why are there trump children?

“Kid” shows up dressed suspiciously like Jim Tomsula

“Step right up kids! Who wants a ladle of hot soup?”

That “at” in “University AT Buffalo” is the Western New York equivalent of the emphatic “the” in “THEEEE Ohio State University.” UB people are real serious about it and everyone else either is confused or doesn’t care.

seems like bills 101? Baking that cake, taking a photo of your 5 yr old with the cake, sending the photo unsolicited AND unedited to deadspin, presumably so it ends up on a post, is pretty Billsy.

Nah, that could be said about fanbases from Green Bay, Pittsburgh, every Florida team, and Cincy. It’s the fact that they have those 5 year olds drive them home that puts them ahead of the pack

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

No, that’d be stupid. The kid spends his Sundays at a bar.

he can’t read yet

I’ve seen Sanchez’s work - he’s more into BIG butt play.

back and to the left?

Wanting Romo back is the most Cowboys fan thing ever.

Or maybe, not. Considering they have won...what exactly with Romo? They have gone 88-72 under his QB’ing, which is great. A winning record.....and? If you want to be the best team that will definitely lose in the playoffs and break all of his bones at some point in the season, great. Romo is your guy.

1) Passer rating does not make Romo the “3rd best QB ever”. There are many other factors involved that are being ignored there.

NHL needs to jump on this where the 4th goal by someone is a dildo trick.

I understand the hesitance. Until Dak gives a back-breaking effort, it’s absolutely premature to compare him to Romo.

I got the same email from my parents.

Ted Cruz is getting his just chunky soups.

I guess it’s a smart move to slip this in on a Friday afternoon, but man, why not just chop your balls off and mail them to the guy?