The trick is to injure and cauterize at the same time.

“Pussy.” - Ronnie Lott

Fuck Boston. Fuck Ortiz. Cleveland is here now...

Thank you.

I would root for the Red Sox to win the World Series, but I’m afraid that kind of success would cause the Boston sports fan base to lose the generosity and good natured friendliness that they are famous for, and turn them into a bunch of loud, obnoxious, arrogant, fuck butts.

Counterpoint: No.

Unfortunately, no camera angle clearly showed the fate of the ball.

OK, I mean, I know you need irrefutable evidence to overturn the call on the field, but... the guy in the orange helmet holding the fucking ball up in the air while the pile is still fighting for... something... suggests to me that he might have posession of the ball. I’d understand it if he was still down in the…

was it a dawg pound of weed?

If I remember correctly the Warriors choked away a 3-1 lead. They may be the chokingest team

He got fired when they moved to Baltimore after Modell promised he would keep his job, because Modell was human excrement.

This year, yes. And the year before. And the year before that. And the year before that. Hey look you guys won one! And we’re back at it the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And…

This is finally gonna be Tottenham’s year!

My parents are supportive and generous and have backed me up when I’ve needed a security deposit, moving fees, or whatever other out-of-reach necessities came my way as a young adult with a creative writing degree. I gratefully accept it. I have no intention (or obligation) to repay them.

In any event, Huberman found one that she liked that was within her budget—or her father’s, really.

Could someone forward this to Daulerio? I mean, just in case.