Seriously Coquette is the best. Even the stuff I don’t agree with is backed up by consistent, logical argument.

I will forever regret not buying it. It folded down smoothly and I could have just used it as a regular table most of the time. The machine even still had a little wooden spool of red thread on it.

THAT’S the word! Thank you!

I’m bi, and now all I can think of is a Rachel Maddow/Anderson Cooper sandwich, so thanks for that. (Yeah I know he doesn’t go for ladies).

I’ve kind of got the hots for Big Boo if I’m gonna be honest. Ruby Rose has pretty eyes but Boo is more my type of woman.

I feel you on that Drew Barrymore love. I want to be her BFF.

I found this amazing beautiful piece at my local thrift store:

I just found a gorgeous embroidered linen dress at Value Village that I’m going to alter. For some reason it has this horrible polyester lining that’s longer than the dress, so I’m going to rip that out and tailor it into a nice sheath.

I think it is fishing rods and lures. And a fishing ... bag?

Wide legged linen pants are my favorite thing. And I am wearing a floral gauze kimono top thing today.

As I get older my aesthetic is changing to “crazy middle-aged art teacher” and I’m trying to find a nice big alpaca ruana to wear all winter. And fall. And probably most of spring and summer because I live in Seattle.

I’m pretty sure Mark is lying and he’s in his hamster suit. He just doesn’t want people to know he lives in it like 24/7.

People be like: “That’s not a Seahawks flag? What team is that? They suck!”

Right, I saw that and I was like “yup, there it is.” Of course only white people get the “mentally ill” excuse. If you’re not white then you were clearly a “thug” of some kind. This dude had been arrested before. So how come he’s not a “thug with a criminal record” like, say, Mike Brown?

Potato chips on tuna salad. Best sandwich.

Yeah I can only get it to the side of my waist. I am wearing size 4 jeans but they’re totally vanity sized because I’m usually like an 8.

I can’t even get my arm halfway around, but I think that’s a flexibility thing. I have bad shoulders and tennis elbow.

The best part is, Jesus actually did say that. Well. He hated a fig tree, anyway.

That is a weird thing that happens in Massachusetts. My youngest aunt is just like that. I wanted to throttle her over Thanksgiving for the racist bullshit she was spouting.

brb stuffing my high schooler in a box and mailing her to Scotland.