Right? She was mature enough to rule and represent a planet and he’s a whiny infant who can’t control himself for 5 minutes. 15 minutes into Attack of the Clones I’m thinking “The Jedi council was right, he is AWFUL.”

There’s a brewery that serves radishes with truffle salt as an appetizer. MMMM.

I haaaaateee Rose sooooooo muuuuuch

I think she’s supposed to be 15, but regardless 5 years is a HUGE difference at that age. If they hooked back up when she was 30, maybe. I think baby-Vader was a colossal mistake in any event.

It’s not even sexual tension so much for me as the solid, caring partnership they develop. They’re totally equal, they cover each other’s weaknesses, and they trust each other implicitly. By season 4 or so, whether or not they were having sex was irrelevant.

Yeah she is super flirty with him in some of those early episodes. I’d missed that completely watching as a kid.

Oh I’m sure. It might have had a bigger impact if he hadn’t been screwing everything that moved while we were still married, though. 3 months after the divorce barely rated a “meh.”

christ on a cracker that divorce could not have happened fast enough

Dear god why did I not think of this when my poor teenager was ruining sheets constantly.

I left out the best part, though. Said sister is a single mother to a child she conceived with a married man. But I guess God forgave that.

whaaaat

My ex’s sister tried to call me before my second wedding to tell me I was going to hell because divorce is against God’s law. My ex, in one of his few moments of being a decent human being, declined to give her my phone number.

My ex got upset the first time he thought I was dating after the divorce. He was angry I hadn’t told him. I was like “why would I do that? We’re divorced.” He said “Well wouldn’t YOU want to know if I’m dating someone?” And I said “Not really.”

My ex had just broken up with his girlfriend when I told him I was getting remarried. A week later, they were back together, engaged, and with a wedding date set about 5 months before ours. I think that counts.

The name, for us, was the easy part. The pronoun problem was partly that he hadn’t (or wouldn’t) pick some for the longest time. So whatever we used or asked to use got greeted with eyerolling and angry huffing. That’s a problem specific to him, though.

Only in his porn, I’m sure.

I think you want whatever the “Bosom Buddies” theme song was instead.

And yet you put one piece of broccoli in front of them, and they practically will themselves to death right there.

He takes a wide stance and is a Republican, apparently.

WOO Bisexual privilege!