Where my daughter went to elementary school, it wasn’t even legal to let your kid walk alone until 4th or 5th grade. And now we live on the outer boundary of the high school attendance area and it’s just not possible for her to walk as she’d have to make a huge detour around the highway.

hahaha omg yes I remember that!

I had to have half a dozen people towed from in front of my duplex in Pasadena. For some reason they never parked across the identical driveway for the other side of the house, just mine. It was never the same person twice.

I especially enjoy when people use “African-American” with people who are from neither, but happen to be black. Idris Elba is not African-American, buddy.

I always think two things when someone makes a “no girls on the internet” joke. One, that it’s not 2003 anymore so come on, and Two: I had a 1200 baud modem and a BBS in 1989. I’ve been on the “internet” longer than some of these people have been alive. It’s MY internet, YOU get off!

Did he delete all his posts, or did you dismiss him? I only just woke up and everything is gone.

I’m so sorry. I lost mine 2 years ago and it still gets me on a weekly basis. “Oh i have to tell dad about thi ...”

Girl, you look like Jessica Rabbit in that picture.

That is the best compliment I’ve had all week.

Please tell your significant other I’m on my way to have sex with you just to prove a point. My husband will understand.

Actually can someone tell me how you get your username that long? Is it burner accounts that have a character limit? Because I had to mash mine all together like this to get it to accept it.

Somebody should tell them about the startling number of transwomen who work in the games industry.

He’s basically saying he started by harassing Zoe Quinn. Even Quinn’s ex admits that much. That is LITERALLY how the whole thing started.

i know bb <3

I volunteer as wedgie-giver.

Actually, it’s about ethics in HOOBERTY BOOBERTY FLIBBER FLOBBER!

OH MY GOD THAT IS AMAZING AND GORGEOUS AND I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY YOU MYSELF NOW

I want to go back in time and eat all your desserts.

I threatened to do it, and then sister-in-law beat me to the punch on Christmas. They really know how to commit to a joke.

For Christmas, his youngest sister sent us a gigantic print of that photo. I think it is the piece of art that will really tell everyone we’re responsible adults.