*Throws banana out*

Huh. I ended up hanging out with a bunch of the Corvette Racing (and Continental Tire) folks Friday night; we were staying at the same hotel in Monterey (well, Seaside). Nice folks, mostly. I had no idea there were races happening until I pulled into the Embassy Suites parking lot and saw a gazillion Vettes and a…

Seriously, how does this kid look 14 and 45 years old at the same time? He looks like Doogie Howser and William H. Macy are trying to exist in the same body.

Because it’s not fun or cool. I was a semi gifted tennis kid and I modeled my game after aggasi even though I knew Sampras was better and my gifts were better for serve and volley. Drove my dad/coach crazy.

“Not prepared” to scrawl a ‘Z’ on a couple pieces of cardboard, in a business where everyone signs autographs all the time.? FOH. Greinke’s anxiety issues are trotted out all the time to excuse him just being a dick.

Like Adelaide.

I think it’s A-Dolla-I’d (Throw a Fight For), though the last part is more under your breath.

taking a few photos is fine. Recording or taking pics the entire way through the show is fucking annoying.

You are missing the point (a big shock on this here internet). The point is that people go to a thing and take a million pictures that are crappy and will never ever ever get looked at again. If you are going to try to convince me that you record a concert with your iphone and re-watch it on a regular basis or go…

Want to take pictures? Here you go. Use this. Take some pictures. You get 27 photos and you don’t get to spend the entire time staring at your screen, looking at photos you just took.

Fuck off Chris Thompson, no one wants to get no hit, no matter how bad their season has been. So you can take this useless article and go to hell...

Okay.

With all due respect to your opinion, I really thought Golovokin took it to Alvarez the last 8 rounds. It was a terrific fight but I had it 8 rounds to 4 for triple g.

wut dafaq u tlking bout bruh

One Guess which Judge Oscar De La Hoya bought out... (Hint! It was the guy with the hilariously bad 118-110 Canelo score!)

In no way was this a draw. It was close, but there is no way Canelo took 8 rounds on GGG. Such shit.

I saw one of my 4 Allen wrench sets in the spice cabinet day before yesterday.

I’ll bet you’d have your firstborn handcuffed and wrestled to the ground for jaywalking.

I’ll bet you turned your mother into the cops for not wearing a seat belt.

Also can we stop complaining about tampering? If I had a dime for every major transfer that started with the two clubs agreeing to a fee and the buying club getting permission to speak to the player’s representative, I’d have exactly zero dimes.