I saw one of my 4 Allen wrench sets in the spice cabinet day before yesterday.

I’ll bet you’d have your firstborn handcuffed and wrestled to the ground for jaywalking.

I’ll bet you turned your mother into the cops for not wearing a seat belt.

Also can we stop complaining about tampering? If I had a dime for every major transfer that started with the two clubs agreeing to a fee and the buying club getting permission to speak to the player’s representative, I’d have exactly zero dimes.

The Cowboys Party Bus video came out prior to the 2014/2015 season. It wasn’t on my radar until the infamous Lions-Cowboys playoff game with the picked up PI flag. It looked pretty bad to have the head of officiating partying with the Cowboys and then having a flag that would have ended their season getting picked up.

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

Way to bury the lede. It was 1-1 until Metz went down to 10 men.

He definitely hit both of them off the court in 2009. The most important thing is to see whether his body holds up. Fed really blew it in that tiebreak though. As a Fed fan, I’m still glad to see Del Po go through though. The man’s earned it.

It’s tricky to claim he fit the description of the shooter if there was no shooter.

Did someone call in and say “a giant black man fired a gun”? In that case, he would fit a description. If not, and he was tackled because he was a giant black man running from a dangerous scene, then he fits something else, and we have a problem.

To be fair, Derek Anderson had 1 good year. I think Braylon Edwards was the leading receiver.

Saw a match at Croke and absolutely loved it, got to play for a day at a club in Dublin (cannot remember which one) and it’s tough. I played lacrosse growing up as did a girl in my program, and we were the only ones who could have a game of catch. The guys in the club who were just casually launching it 70 yards back…

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

This is the problem when your data security is lax.

If you put up some fundie Christians on that card I’d pay way more than $100 to see it.

This is absurd. The guy can’t fucking box. At all. Why would he become a star? If he fought anyone of note at his actual size and weight class (middleweights and smaller light heavies) he’d get mashed and embarrassed back to UFC.

Not that it would happen, but I’d like to see McGregor fight GGG. It’s for no reason other than watching GGG removing half the teeth in Conor’s mouth en route to a Round 1 KO, would put an end to this endless hot-fuckin’-takin’ from the idiots online (not Burneko!) about how he can save boxing from itself or be a…

This would last for approximately 1.5 matches before people realized his skill set doesn’t translate to boxing and he can’t hang in the ring with basically anybody.