She “had a worse time than him”?

“And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class.”

USA also has a population of 350M + and unconvingly beat a poor island country of around 3M. That is middling to shitty.

It’s nice to see a bunch of teenage girls heading the wrong way on something other than my local highway.

They dropped the charges because they realized there was no way he had time to unbutton his suit in the timeframe the victim alleged the assault occurred.

Silly question: how is it decided that some stories merit a headline, while others, like this one, have just an image and a lede graf?

While the victim can still pursue a civil action, she’s probably hesitant since any suit she can wrap Irvin up in is bound to be ugly, loud, and more than likely pinstriped.

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

A wise man once said: Fuck off you twat.

Has anybody seen Ja Rule?

Did this jabroni really try to argue that Trump is athletic/competitive because he can sink a 3 foot putt and he can hit free throws?

Scare-a-mucci also sounds like a prank the Irish kids played on the Italian kids back in the 50s.

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

He sinks...three-foot putts.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Feel free to refer to this as the Jack-Off match.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

there are no prongs on it. Its a fake chain collar. Its not a choker or have prongs.

Marketers are considering abandoning the suggestion that the shoes can make you a better player in favor of a guarantee that the shoes will make you feel like your dad is an insufferable prick.

I realize this will require the reader to do more research but simply pulling up the Twitter account and scrolling through the tweets reveals that he gives credit to the NYT and never suggests it was he alone who was scooped. Calling him “a bit of a fraud” is a bit dickish when he gives credit to the people whose work…