I’d think Joe Cole would be designated player-worthy, but perhaps I’m just stuck in a time warp from a decade ago.

How is he not even on an MLS roster? Alternatively, surely he could have gone to China or the Middle East for a just a bit more money?

You must have missed this sale:

Anyone know what Barkley and Magic actually said about his potential in the league?

You live in Phoenix and you’re calling Chicago a shit city?

What else do you expect from Southern Tide-wearing hillbillies who pretend they’re civilized at PGA events and the Kentucky Derby?

Walk on, Rat!

Wouldn’t lump Fernandinho in with the rest of those guys, especially this season.

Garden Cafe is my spot! Definitely thankful to have it so close to me. And I’ve definitely seen a couple of those flags around and pretty sure I read a couple articles about it a while back...very admirable on your part. For a state that’s seemingly prouder of its flag than that of the country’s (which I actually find…

I think it’s probably that coupled with the murder he just committed...

Old East Dallas - Munger Place. My place is great, my neighborhood is great, and the people in Dallas are the nicest I’ve ever met anywhere. You don’t seem to get it - I’m not bemoaning my existence here. It (Dallas proper, the Dallas side of the metroplex, or DFW in general) just doesn’t have anything that I like or…

Yeah, because the Green Line is what Chicago is allllllll about.

You’d guess wrong. I love Chicago, and I love the only other place I’ve lived besides these two places, the Twin Cities. Of anywhere I’ve lived, I only hate Dallas...but don’t conflate that with unhappiness - I love what being stuck here temporarily is doing to my bank account, and I love how cheap it is to fly the…

I love the never-ending envy from our biggest suburb. It’s cute.

As a 2-year resident of Dallas (from Chicago), I could go on for an hour about why Dallas sucks and why that rank is pretty accurate. This place fucking blows.

Glad he’s getting his neurological issues treated, even though he didn’t care about causing any for Andre Gurode.

Holy cow, that deal is a huge ripoff! There aren’t any McGwire motion cards or Sosa Bamm Beanos.

Kiana was alight, but Cory Everson was where it was at!

Man, Parker was my hero!!! And I never bowled!

“Sampson is no Robert Covington” - funny, you guys were singing a little different tune about Covington not too long ago...