Dude, that was the same thought i had, then there’s this guy from Orange is the New Black xD im dying.

Holy crap... I missed the original story about the game, and I REALLY wish I had not looked through the artwork and gotten really excited only to learn it’s going to be a shitty mobile Diablo clone =(

I’m one of those players who took multiple runs at the ether chests whenever possible for the last three weeks, and if these patches mean I’m guaranteed three keys a week (one bounty completion on each of three characters), plus a greater chance at more keys from the various sources, I’m more than happy to never have…

Just finished a couple of hours of play and ended up with three more treasure keys, including the one that comes with doing the first bounty. Not bad! Though I do miss the mad dash back and forth to see how many times you could open a chest...

I still haven’t seen any of this, though. I saw the comments, griping and complaints online, everyone whining about a bad port, but decided to buy the game anyway, thinking, “Oh, they’ll patch it, soon.”

I find it humorous that the Civ AI appears to have performed the usual Risk tactic of “take Australia then wait”.

FAHEY SCARE CAM needs to be a thing

There’s one for Kerbal Space Program that has over 1500 hours on record; all it says: “It’s pretty good.”

What are you, four?

Luann’s puppet show?

What “show”?

To put things in perspective this is an idea Kramer from Seinfield had.

Oh really? No sense?

Get over him!

feminism is equality

“Don’t push feminism on your reader (push equality!).”

Today I learned that being a feminist was unethical...

I’m not really sure how you could call the difficulty artificial. It’s effectively the exact same system as used in Dark Souls, and the fastest weapon is faster than anything in DS too.

Chrom?

It's a good game. A short game, yes. A repetitive game, yes. Has Bungie made a lot of awful choices? Abso-fucking-lutely. But an addictive, good game nonetheless. This is coming from somebody who "quit" once thinking I could fill the void with other games. Took about 2 months to come back with open arms.