I still haven’t seen any of this, though. I saw the comments, griping and complaints online, everyone whining about a bad port, but decided to buy the game anyway, thinking, “Oh, they’ll patch it, soon.”

I find it humorous that the Civ AI appears to have performed the usual Risk tactic of “take Australia then wait”.

FAHEY SCARE CAM needs to be a thing

There’s one for Kerbal Space Program that has over 1500 hours on record; all it says: “It’s pretty good.”

What are you, four?

Luann’s puppet show?

What “show”?

To put things in perspective this is an idea Kramer from Seinfield had.

Oh really? No sense?

Get over him!

feminism is equality

“Don’t push feminism on your reader (push equality!).”

Today I learned that being a feminist was unethical...

I’m not really sure how you could call the difficulty artificial. It’s effectively the exact same system as used in Dark Souls, and the fastest weapon is faster than anything in DS too.

Chrom?

It's a good game. A short game, yes. A repetitive game, yes. Has Bungie made a lot of awful choices? Abso-fucking-lutely. But an addictive, good game nonetheless. This is coming from somebody who "quit" once thinking I could fill the void with other games. Took about 2 months to come back with open arms.

This is a very good commercial for acid.

I didn't even realize you were supposed to lose against that beast. I just ran past it once I saw I wasn't doing any significant damage, and he stayed in that little room for some reason and didn't chase me. I proceeded to play for an hour and the whole time I was yelling "I HAD TO HAVE MISSED A WEAPON BECAUSE THIS IS…

I had my game offline (was downloading the patch while playing) when I first started, so when I got to Hunter's Dream, there weren't any death markers.

When I went online and came back, the whole place was littered with death markers, and I had a slight freakout, because I thought someone or someTHING had invaded the…

Custer's Revenge is so bad that it literally made me gasp the very first time I saw/heard it. Not the good kind of gasp the developers intended either. Everything about it seems like something a guy on death row would write on a napkin before he knows the time for the possible last minute pardon has passed, and he is…