I am so relieved this is a positive review of Temple of Doom.

Two words: Grant Gustin

(Mind, I’ll note that he’s clearly ready to move on from the role, which is fair enough after a decade in it)

Imagine being that insecure about yourself.

I don’t usually do snarky, but this is all so depressing and ridiculous, it seemed appropriate.

She’s not fat tho? Like I can't find any depiction of her as anything other than very fit and muscular. Not as muscular as zarya but still strong looking. You don't have to be fat to like food/want to eat a lot

Also, if she wasn’t rich and famous, this dude wouldn’t even be bothering

At least rich.  There’s no point in suing poor people for things for which there is no liability insurance.

The people saying this looks like a vagina have never seen one at all so it’s all good 

Sure, that’s a vulva. If you’re one of those terminally-online folks who also happen to be into a certain category on “the Hub” allows you to peak into the abyss, that is.

If left untreated, they can grow up to be President.

I’m going to try to post even though for some reason The Root never approves or posts my comments. *big sigh* Anyhoo,why would you (The Root writer) be giddy over Taj Jackson being keyboard gangster towards Chris Rock? I need you and Taj to take your selective outrage toward ALL comedians across the board who continue…

Though I don’t condone violence...

“‘What did my family ever do to you to warrant these decades of harassment and your constant bullying disguise as jokes?ʼ”

As an isolated episode, I get why people aren’t exactly thrilled with it. It’s a lot of set-up mixed with action scenes, and the first action scene in particular felt way too long.

Yes, I equally don’t buy new CoD or Tom Clancy games. Hell, Activision’s deep connections with warmongers is one of the reasons I avoid all Activision games these days.

Just like Love and Thunder, I saw this movie before anyone could tell me I was supposed to not like it. So now I’m stuck having the wrong opinion about it, as dictated by society. Sorry, I guess.

Unintended Vaginas sounds like some sort of really weird avant garde punk band

It’s almost like Elon Musk is a dumbass with the intellectual depth of a 9 year old and only knows about stainless steel because it’s what the DeLorean from Back To the Future was made out of and it would be le epic bacon if his meme truck was made out of the same thing. 

Honestly, I would play that. 

Elvis was a vapid fever dream, or a 7 minute (bad) music video stretched out over nearly 3 hours. If I had seen it in a theater I would have walked out, sadly I watched it at home and pushed through. It was as bad as Blonde...