yeah, fuck this movie

I just don’t get how there’s this much f*cking smoke.  In North Jersey here, and I’d swear the next town over was engulfed in flames, not some woods in Canada hundreds of miles from here.  Also, winds don’t usually blow directly south.  It’s all very odd

It and Pet Sematary ‘89 don’t deserve to be on here.  They weren’t great, but not this bad

He’s still great, regardless of how bad the show itself is... if they made a spinoff about the assistant and... whatever he is... manager? That could be solid.

I miss the days when Apple made products I had to run right out and buy

If it was the MCU I’d be pumped, but it probably won’t be. Fully expecting Miles to be the spider-man of Venom, Kraven and Morbius’ sad unwatchable world

Sony has no such self-awareness. I fully expect this to be in their [horribly named] SPUMC with all the other crap they’re throwing at the wall, rather than the actual MCU.

Im cool with most of the voices but Donny sounding like a 6 year old is going to be really jarring

Marvel’s previous actors didn’t do that shit WHILE being in the Marvel movies though. They’re definitely ditching Majors, no two ways about it. Marvel hires somebody who says something too “woke” (or too insane-right-wing), and they get bombarded for it, no way they hang on to someone who is actually so problematic.

Oh undoubtedly.  The right wing excels at projection.

couldn’t have happened to a better sack of shit

Matrix Resurrections worked for you but GB Afterlife didn’t??  Whatever man

Excuse me, Jersey’s politics and weather are just fine (although South Jersey does have more right wing weirdos (in the winter) than the rest of the state)

f* this movie, no amount of Keaton can cover up Miller’s stench

Gross, Applebee’s is nasty, both food-wise, and sanitation-wise

I got a bad feeling about this one

LOL 100 slide slide-show, y’all got jokes

Agreed on the Vette.  Its not bad but its not a corvette

Yeah, she ran, stopped, and lunged at the car

God that looks greasy