god that’s so much butter I’m gettin nauseous

My own slight horror stories:

I have NEVER in my life, failed at the Balloon/Dart game. If you can’t do it you must be really bad at darts. Like “I hit the ceiling more often than the board” bad.

#gunsareforpussies

Didn’t sound like MJ was offended, just doesn’t see himself as old enough to warrant a biopic

Yeah, this^

Yeah, this^

Bo Burnham hit it pretty well in his last special.. “Can anyone, just for like five minutes, possibly, just... shut the f*ck up.”

lol yea libertarian, maybe... dude hates unions, dodges taxes, and wants to privatize everything. Tesla wasn’t about saving the world from climate change, he just saw dollar signs

It’s not just that she’s not a “perfect” victim, it’s that she is equally trash as he is, both of them were abused, and both did a lot of abusing. This is one of those relationships that everyone around them probably recognized was just awful from the start.

The Columbine/DOOM thing is especially ridiculous in hindsight. Y’all ever seen the original Doom, news people?? That ain’t training you for shit

My boss makes popcorn everyday in the office... he doesn’t bother with this, just chomps on the kernels while standing over my shoulder.  My job is fun.

#gunsareforpussies

Wow, I heard it was bad, but yeah, that’s rough. Massive step down from the Arkham games... that’s unfortunate, I was looking forward to playing as the bat-family

Man I’m old

The thing with the twins is pretty damn gross, but the first story is nothing; based on this write up it sounds like she was 18 and the much older man she was consentingly f*cking asked her not to tell people she was his girlfriend; don’t quite see how that leads to PTSD

Yeah, do you know how Movies and TV works?

I wouldn’t say this has a “Gives no f*cks” vibe

I disagree with a lot here-

Will never understand why who other people f*ck bothers some people so much.