I would actually consider playing a card game if it was on a mat like that

shiiiiiiiiiiiit i need that Black Talon... I’ve missed my bolt-caster dearly

1. F*ck Moscow

Nah, we can still say “F*ck Rednecks”, we just have to organize and vote more than those back assward hillbillies

Yeah, there was never any doubt that her “Kidney treatment” was actually “Facial wrinkle treatment”... gold-diggers gotta keep up appearances, otherwise she’ll go the way of Ivana and Marla.

I’m sure this will be a PS4 and Xbox killer the same way the Google Phone was an iPhone killer....

So until EVERY SINGLE WHITE PERSON actively takes to the streets on behalf of everyone else, we’re all evil.

“Pol Pot... It’s such a great pot, a beautiful pot. Some say even the best pot. I bought one for all my Trump Tower kitchen staff.”

“who cares if Trump shoots someone in the face?? Obama once stepped on a guy’s foot.” -Trumpers

I’m totally sold on that helmet. The game itself though?? Not as much.

I’m totally sold on that helmet. The game itself though?? Not as much.

Nothing about the first game was fun, at all. That’s not the point of the series. It’s supposed to be exhausting, and make you feel the same way the characters do by the end of the story. If you want fun + zombies, play Dead Rising or something

IDK, this is like the Uncanny Valley of Kissing... it’s close but feels off in a gross and kind of disturbing way.

They didn’t even release the name.....

true, but ye gotta spread the idea amongst the like-minded to really have it catch on

Sounds cool, will have to give it a shot. I also hate building in fortnite, partly cuz I suck at it, and partly because cross-playing against PC players with macros and whatnot is just plain unfair

NRA f*gs.

Star Wars fans have always been terrible. As mentioned above, a small boy was mercilessly roasted and run from the film industry because he wasnt what the nerds wanted.

I can’t f***ing stand kate mckinnon. She’s just a warmed over Jim Carrey, all mugging for the camera and using that one same stupid voice for every impression. If SNL wasn’t so god awful, nobody would know her name.

ew

what a butt-hurt little p***y