Why, do you not have a boyfriend to do it for you?

People will sometimes say stuff along the lines of "it's because men don't care about such silly thing as their haircuts", when really short hair needs to be cut much more often than long hair. So it's not even about having the audacity to groom, but rather grooming outside the accepted norm, which is nothing other…

Big thanks for the AV Club for getting me to watch Ren and Stimpy again. This stuff is just pure, unadulterated joy.

They are a dying breed, seeing as it kinda like the name "Dick" in English, only in a language with much fewer speakers.

Although another way of looking things is: The three films that have been made into absurdist cut-rate Eastern European knockoffs starring Hedley Lamarck and three different co-stars in the past week:
1. Before Sunrise
2. 50 Shades of Grey (or The Piano Teacher if I feel like making a particularly bad, and incredibly…

This sounds strangely like something I could have written (including, though by no means par for the course with me, the subject line for the past week. Hey, no one plans to have a six-hour conversation followed by a two-hour makeup session with a stranger you started talking to on your way to a demonstration. When it…

Not to mention the toll that a constant party out back takes on the human body.

Don't be surprised when she asks why you didn't get the extended warranty.

Must be the same world where some people appear to think queefs (god i hate that word) work the same way as farts do, only coming from a different hole.

This was a great read. For me, enjoying a lot of culture requires consuming it in spite of how the creators intended it to be read. This can mean small differences in interpretation, or turning something into the opposite of what the creators meant. It can be a lot of fun, and can make things that otherwise wouldn't…

I'd like to see Aronofsky's Pi performed in some abandoned cold-war bunker or something.

I'm just fond of the intensity of Nicki's lines, which for me are a big part of doing the song, or at least what I'd like to see. Adele is not doing anything wrong, just having fun on a TV show. The headline just got a different picture in my head than that.

More like "Knows the words, can do a 'look at me being goofy' performance". I would have wanted to see her use her own accent, and commit to the crazy so hard the guy driving the car would be scared rather than cheering her on.

Some of us are just doomed to be more interesting to other people than other people are to us. *Puffs on a Gauloise with maximum ennui*.

I'm trying to think of the Disqus equivalent of adding a new person on Facebook, who then immediately goes on to like and/or comment on roughly every third picture you've ever posted on the site until you wisen up and adjust your privacy settings.

Until a few months ago I used to think "creamery" in the context of that Simpsons quote wasn't actually a correct use of the word outside the show, but something the writers came up with to emphasize the creaminess of the butter or something.

I am very much in favor of promoting the cultural significance of that song, as I have some anecdotes related to the guy and you never know if the reception will be semi-ironic excitement or confused indifference.

That sounds like a good place to volunteer. For me right now, I'm living in a country where the president called the migrant wave an "organized invasion" during an anti-Muslim rally, on a continent with a lot of people trying to burn down reception centers, and I am compelled to do something concrete to counteract…

I'll be a bit sanctimonious with my recommendation here. Especially for those few here who are based in Europe (although you have your own shit over in the States): volunteering to help deal with the refugee crisis.

It's kind of understandable as Tove Jansson wrote them in Swedish, being part of Finland's Swedish speaking minority. Otherwise she was a pretty cool woman.