Do you genuinely think that the largest gaming market on earth will “Avoid” one of the most prestigious games series of all time from one of the largest (western) gaming companies in existence “Like The Plague”? How did you reach that conclusion?

...It’s like reading a review of a steakhouse written by a vegan.

Yikes. This is less of a breakdown and more like a lot of gripes. The CGI complaints for example are kinda unecessary. It’s the first teaser and while the movie comes out in July, that’s still a lot of room for tweaks and improvements.

Most CGI looks weird when paused too, this is like complaining about weird…

Thank you for your attempt to kill joy on this Monday. 

and we didn’t ask for it.

Seriously! What a bunch of nit-picking bullshit

Holy christ, maybe next time let someone who actually enjoyed the trailer do a breakdown of it

What’s with this openly antagonistic slideshow commentary?

As you pointed out, this gets done for virtually whatever game is the current flavor.

You’ve heard of “video game journalism” before, right?

She dodges like a champ, and has a ranged attack that takes out a good chunk of health from bosses and leaves a nasty dot. 

what can we say, a lotta us love getting our asses kicked by elden ring

Tiche all the way

BRING BACK DIRK GENTLY YOU FUCKING COWARDS! 

Live-action Cowboy Beebop?

Yes, this 100+ hour multi-platform game with minor stuttering on one platform and zero game-breaking bugs was “unfinished and riddled with bugs”

LOL. No it’s not at all comparable to those games at all. If you summon someone to help or duel THEN it’s a shared multiplayer experience. For 99% of the game you are soloing. 

I have an Xbox controller and it doesn’t do half of what the PS5 haptics do.

*spends 15 seconds navigating to Cyberpunk 2077 in my library and clicking an install button* 

First, this episode was wizard.