I don’t think the Excalibur counts under your prescribed rules. Those lenses were designed in a foreign country, for a foreign vehicle, that was sold in the US as an import. If an American cart built for a foreign market with amber lenses doesn’t count, than neither should the foreign part on an American car.

Definitely based on a 3rd generation Honda Accord (from a market that used the conventional headlights). The front and rear bumpers are identical, the headlights are the same shape, the grill and hood match, and the indent across the side of the car matches where the plastic trim would go on the Accord. The roughness…

... and the batteries?

This is easily the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read.

Hey, here’s a productivity tip: stop making us close the incessant newsletter popup box every damn time we leave a Gawker website. That would save us all a lot of time.

This comment seems derivative

Rate of speed?

You could also not act like a diaper-shitting big baby and pick it up whenever down the road, like an adult with a life and a sense of priorities. In the meantime you could always read a book. You know, a book.

Luckily not a Republican town- or else everyone would’ve just stayed in bed and told them to pray to Jesus.

This is an uncluttered, supremely functional VW interior (I put roughly a half-million miles in facing this sort of thing in VWs):

You probably didn't watch the 2nd video, or read the transcript. The guy could have went another way. Bye 🤡

it’s only another 4 years. Four years goes by in the blink of an eye.

the rear wheel cover resembles a Playstation 1

I’m sorry, but it’s hideous. I can’t quite put my finger on the why of it, but it looks like it was designed by a 250,000-strong committee. It’s completely incoherent. Looking at it hurts my brain in the same way that looking at old photos of battleships wearing dazzle camo does.

Sounds like you conflate Tex-Mex with actual Mexican cuisine.

If you go to a Mexican restaurant, you’re going to end up with some combination of cheese, meat, vegetables, and beans on, in, or under tortilla.

you can do it yourself if your car/truck has fog lamps. a few coats of Dupli-Color Metalcast yellow is all you need.

Pontiac or GTFO :D