This is serious. A moaider was committed.

I’m a van man, thanks

Maybe, but how many doors is it going to have?

These sure would be nice to peruse in a static image format.

I have a future sensing transmission too. It is called heel and toe downshifting.

I believe it. There are way more of them on the road than people realize, once you remember to include all the Hondas and Nissans as well.

Or just upgrade to 10 already.

“...Can you guess what that issue might be?”

Yes. Please also advise those installing these headlamps in their lifted Wranglers to punch themselves in the face.

Something that has rear wheel drive and no CVT. Although a manual is preferred, a good 8-speed automatic would be fine. At least 300hp and either a sedan or a coupe. Quiet comfortable interior and well-designed headlights that are bright but aimed properly. Minimal infotainment. Just good sound and bluetooth audio…

YEAH SURE....OKAY BOOMER

That Fit looks ridiculous.
The optimal wheel size depends on the size and shape of the vehicle. I can’t imagine 15s on my SUV or minivan. 

See that’s what Porsche is all about..beating their own records!!

Smoke makes it *cough* look sexy, you *wheeze* uncultured swine.

An STI engine swap would, of course, be neat but I’m just happy with the blue lighting if I’m honest.

I don’t see any reason to air my personal laundry in a post about autos. Also little Amos Yoder is doing fine, not that you ever ask.

This reminds me very strongly of another fake Corvette from 2009.

Edgar Mitchell said it best when speaking about going to the moon:

Top trivia: the picture was rotated 90° from its original orientation for aesthetic reasons. Few know that 

Outback Steakhouse is pretty good though