I found a higher quality render on their promo website and bumped up the brightness levels even more. You can clearly make out pretty much the whole shape of the car now, though the true form of the grille remains mysterious. Still, I like what I see.

The rear flying buttress is the only part of this thing I like, and I like it because it looks like premium Japanese hardware design from the mid-to-late 90s. The rest of it is a hard pass.

The matrix series was an allegory for being transgender, you blithering dolt. Fuck off.

I’d say the Pontiac Firebird, but GM would fuck it up. Plus, there are just too many generations to choose from. Bandit trans am, or Knight Rider trans am? Pick up where the 4th gen left off? On top of that, they couldn’t get away with just slapping new body panels on a modern Camaro. If they wanted to finally do away…

Excuse me, but did I just get put into the grays after years of being out of them after posting this?

You're right. You and he are the real victims here.

You sound like a balanced individual with a good grasp on modern race politics and social movements.

I didn’t realize that private companies were actually the U.S. government. The more you know!

When your dad has to fix the Model Y’s cooling system:

As a web developer I cannot understand the avalanche of bad decisions surrounding basically every change that has ever been made to the Kinja comment system. It’s been years! “Load the comments for the article” is not that difficult of a concept! Get it right!

I got the full oxyacetylene tanks/caddy/regulators/tips and other accessories for $200ish on craigslist, and it can do the same thing as MIG in this situation with just a tad more effort and puddle control.

I don’t know if I’d call this an idea I had “lately”, or completely crazy, but once I’m up to snuff with my oxyacetylene welding and install a new catalytic converter, I’m going to transplant a hatch from an 87 sentra sport (already acquired) to my manual 87 cressida, and it will be glorious. (and yes, the size and…

But by 21 years?

His oldest daughter is older than his current wife? Ew.

I, for one, am loving Korean Pontiac and their new Rageous.

There’s another problem with them: if they’re mounted flimsily or the mirror itself is in any way loose, the structure (being at the front of the car) can vibrate to the point of uselessness during most driving.

Torch must have edited it after I made my comment. The article definitely did not mention Buicks when first published, because I literally searched the article for the word “Buick” after reading the whole thing, and that paragraph only mentioned it seeming of Italian design at the time. Seems I was right though, huh?

I think you missed an opportunity to discuss the styling of the movie version, which I think much more closely resembles Buicks of the 50s, especially with those lamprey-esque gill spots on the sides. I believe it closely resembles a Buick Super:

That’s an attractive car, honestly. Of course, I wish it was shorter and had slightly less cladding.

WAIT. Better idea: weathering steel paneling. The new wood grain!