You shut your mouth about teal paint! Shut it I say!

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Finally! Bring on the melted plastic!

It was an amazing article of clothing, and it’s a shame it had to live up to its name. It was too good for this world. I actually used it to smother some flames, and then I foolishly threw it back in the van, thinking the van wasn’t going to totally burn to the ground.

yeah, funny story, the 1 key on my keyboard has my 2 key, because my 1 key broke off, and the + key didn’t fit the 1 key, but it did fit the 2 key, and so I’m left with a confusing keyboard because I’m cheap.

Last summer I borrowed my uncle’s ‘91 ford club wagon to visit my friend, driving from Dowagiac, MI to Detroit. About 45 minutes into the trip, everything was going fine, when suddenly the power steering went out and white smoke started shooting out from under the car.

I managed to redirect it off the road, and I ran…

Maybe because it’s sensationalistic and an ill-informed opinion?

The Jetsons flying car sound!

Around two months back I took a train down from San Luis Obispo to Fullerton in order to pick up a ‘98 firebird that I had bought for a great price just two days before. San Luis Obispo is about a 3-4 hour drive from the LA area, depending on traffic. All on the 101. It started raining pretty hard (for California)…

It can’t make calls. It’s an iPod touch. Jeez.

Well you’re not wrong.

I’m sure this tunnel will be the safest place to be once The Big One hits!

NP for low miles, uniqueness, and dem adjustable rear seats, but why go through all the trouble to import just to “sell quick” within a few months?

Yep, name checks out.

Cute! 90s car ad shading really does its trick here. Best of luck.

An early 90s Mitsubishi Delica with second row captains chairs. Because I’m a dork who wants a tall, boxy Japanese tank with built-in shin crumple zones.

Just noticed he didn’t want RWD, so disregard perhaps. Also, the things have pretty big noses, so U-turns are tight. They get like 30mpg though.

Get a 4th gen (‘98+) firebird or camaro. They’re fairly cheap, fun, you don’t see too many of them, and the Buick V6 will probably outlast you no matter how hard you try. Can’t speak volumes of how modifiable it is, but oh well.

A simple solution would be to allow user moderation based on invitations, allowing for a swift ban of anyone who used a particular invite, or possibly just those who used it after a certain time. That, and temporarily disabling invites seems like a sure-fire way to halt a raid.