Of all the dystopian futures of the past, "Fahrenheit 451" seems one of the more irrelevant today. Perhaps the firemen should be writing books of Fake News instead.

This manages to look uglier than "Agents of SHIELD", but thanks to "Iron Fist" won't even be the worst new superhero show of the year.

How did Melania even win the election for the office of First Lady?!

"With the sounds of Sam Cooke’s “Bring It On Home To Me”—one of the great tracks on the Vol. 2 mixtape—playing in the background, the scene is a nice echo of one in the original which used Elvin Bishop‘s “I Fooled Around And Fell In Love.”"

After his take on Jimmy Olsen.

The AV Club has cultivated an audience of weird MCU fanboys who can't stop clicking on these articles to tell the world they hate Zack Snyder. It is a strange niche, but someone has to do it (presumably).

It explains how so many nerds had their childhood ruined.

Money, like everyone else involved.

After directing the sleeper hit of the summer "King Arthur: Legend of the Sword", another Disney live-action cashgrab is a huge step down.

To be fair, The Shape of Whatever You Put the Water In is an even worse title.

It looks like Captain Marvel is drowning in pee!

Another fantastic press release from the Disney Club!

Who cares, it's only tits and guns.

Missed opportunity: Larry should have started rattling his chains while threatening the jury.

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Shut up whitey.

The Magicians (Syfy, 9 p.m.) hasn't been forgotten for once! One of TV’s best shows leaves… (fortunately it was renewed)

This movie would make more sense with Taylor Lautner and Steven Seagal. As it is, it looks like the prestige version of a dumb direct-to-DVD action flick.

Cormftable Bistle and Glen Campbell predicted it last week in the comments, they should win a Golden Murder Board.

I never really understood the point of the eczema in "The Night Of", so it was a nice surprise to finally have a hilarious payoff.