Can't wait for a giant elephant to trample Buckingham Palace.

So not as funny as "You see, I am a monster too"?

Soon people will have to pay to see a two-hour trailer for the next 20 MCU movies.

Why doesn't Warner listen to Ben Grimm and realize that the writer of "Blade", "Blade 2", "Batman Begins" and "The Dark Knight" is a hack?

Disney and the British hereditary dictatorship, together at last.

Can it be as hilarious as "A friend… from work!"?

Unfortunately there won't be a classic movie about the Iraq War or the Afghanistan War until these wars end.

It has to be your first time at the AV Club, the home of traumatized MCU fanboys who won't stop talking about BvS and now hate every actor and crew member who worked on that movie - as illustrated by the first comments here for a completely different film.

Looking forward to the, let's say season, finale of "Trial & Error".

Telltale is more or less making TV shows now, they are never going to change their formula.

Square Enix is making an Avengers game with the Tomb Raider and Deus Ex teams.

How is GotG "Modern/Contemporary/Urban Fantasy" or whatever, instead of another Star Wars wannabe?

Why are MCU fanboys so familiar with child molesting?

Oh no, you are doing it for free, day after day, year after year; which is of course much sadder.

You are correct: MCU fanboys who go to the AV Club to write their daily "Zack Snyder Sucks!!!", for free, are probably very bitter individuals.

Turns out the greatest enemy of the Guardians is AdBlock.

To be fair, only until 2020: Commissar Feige hasn't released the next five-year plan of Creative Freedom.

If the grade is too low, blame Skittles.

Comments are open for this one? After years of unpaid work, the AV Club is finally getting sponsored to shill for a Disney superhero movie. It has to be a dream come true for many Newswire writers.

I have a very bad feeling about this.