"Crave validation", "it's literally all you have"? I know you care so much about your favorite franchise that you take everything personally, and that the "Iron Fist" reviews hurt you deeply so you lash out. But you have to understand: not everyone is a rabid fanboy.

"Stop thinking so much about it, dummy!"

Well that is literately what Finn Jones means. "Iron Fist" is for you!

Disney has one formula for superhero movies, remake "Iron Man" over and over. And now they have one formula for TV shows, remake the gritty "Daredevil" season 1 over and over (and it was already a rip-off of "Arrow").

Except for "Daredevil", MCU series fall apart midseason… It is going to get real ugly for "Iron Fist"!

He obviously means MCU fanboys then.

Still bitter? Cheer up, statistically the MCU almost has to win an Oscar at one point.

Critics don't understand that "Iron Fist" is the unofficial sequel to "Dexter". Just pretend Danny Rand is Dexter's alias as a lumberjack, and hopefully you can enjoy the glorious stupidity.

After 10 days, "Logan" has already made more money than "The Wolverine" and "Origins".

This show is still on?!

Oscar, Critics Choice Award and now Kids’ Choice Award… The underdog "Suicide Squad" is the "Moonlight" of superhero movies!

Don't worry MCU fans: Netflix has already called Iron Fist "a hit" and renewed it for a second season, to be aired in 2027 (just after the return of "Jessica Jones").

To be fair, he sort of has a point. Both "Jessica Jones" and "Luke Cage" were greatly overrated by the critics.

Why are there 13 episodes of "Iron Fist", but only 8 episodes of "Legion"? Is there no god?

I blame casual readers for this.

Here we are in the sidebar, the Right-Wing Resistance!

Awful comment system or not, it is good to see that Disney press releases still have a place at the AV Club.

We are all posting in the wrong comment section now.

Spot.IM's revenge:

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!!!