@weirdette: Ahhhh, yes, but I was expecting TB meat _to_ be dog food.

Half as cool, twice as functional, and is free.

Best Jobs evar.

@pismosi: Did the raw chicken get you too?

Mmmmm. I always knew my "Grade F Meat" wasn't all meat, but I expected to see ground bones, fur, and intestines in there, too.

Is someone expecting?

@gyffes: def. props.

@The K Gee19: Isn't what that hook is for on the left?

@chaos215bar2: $20 will buy you a lot of info... Credit card companies make bank off of selling data. So do online "white pages."

@I, Opener: Thank you for a Monday laugh.

EPIC LARP!!!

@guitarherozer0: Yeah, there could have been at least a thin strong metal (aluminum perhaps) platter with a mat...

@hostile-17: Kat, playful? No!?!?!

"... and for your dosh ..."

This would have been my choice.

@tw@t: [fc07.deviantart.net]

@DON_BOT: God that's genius.

I can just hear potential buyers: "Hmmm... That matches my black MacBook. Sold."

@Dusty Duster: Yup, dude. Relationships take a lot of work and are more than 50% failure rates. That's what makes 'em so special.

@WUSS: Ouch.