@Sumada: That's the thing about NSFW... It depends on where you work.

Look me up when you are in Portland, OR in June!

@Azhrarn: Gotcha. Had no clue about the pressure thing. Makes a bunch of sense, now.

@bobmighty: Totally. And sorry all for the NSFW, I just thought tentacle porn first when I saw this article, and then when I went to find an example, I was amazed that this "fetish" originated waaaaaay earlier than I thought...

We have a system in place to keep our essential network and host equipment running when the power cuts out, but only for an hour tops. So we end up "pausing" all our VMs or bringing down systems gracefully if there is an impending power outage.

@BlueBeard: It was a dream Hokusai decided to illustrate. Not pornography. There is a reason this is made, and it's not to fap. Pornography for pornography's sake is different than using a sexual experience as a method of imparting "wisdom" or information. It was a story being told, maybe including some graphic…

@bobmighty: No, culture.

@scottlandk: Ouch, sorry, but I think a classic woodcut constitutes art, not porn.

Japan. 1814. Hokusai.

Oh, not that kind of bowl.

I wish my kids listened to me as well as those pigs. "No matter what, just stand still."

Superman looks wasted there. Awesome.

@grimjack28: Totally, man!

@BadPlasmid: I hope they put a new screen in it, but the device itself is amazing and worth having. Just using iOS in that large factor is great, despite the iPad's lackluster tech specs .

@ryguy86: I am the future! I am the future!

What are you guys talking about?!?!? My work day is Tron.

@blyan is nominal too?: So, what does an average Joe do about corporate takeover of our privacy and information?

@Prostate of Grace: I just clicked a big chubby heart for ya!

Anyone who is able to buy an iPad and is wondering whether or not to, DO IT!

@Dacker: Yeah, don't forget the R&D to back all that up. iOS didn't just come out of nowhere.