Our homegrown tomatoes where the only tomatoes I could ever stand. But we never had many because the birds always got to them.

Perhaps you should look to how you asked for that advice? All you gave us was that an ex came over in the middle of the night, forced his way into your apartment, terrified you, and then blamed you for being terrified. This was all over dog custody (not something exes usually do and not particularly healthy for the…

Keep the dog; move without a forwarding address.

I generally buy whichever kind is on sale, although sonicare would probably be your best bet. As for the brush, I do it about like feet. Soak the bristles for several minutes, get the stone a bit wet, rub gently.

No, really, just a normal electric toothbrush with the bristles softened a little. It might take a little longer than the Clarisonic, but not that much. I generally use it with a honey/aspirin mixture but you can generally use it with whatever you wash your face with.

You do realize you can do this with an actual electric toothbrush? Get a fresh pumice stone and soften up the bristles a bit first and you're good to go. It'll cost you about ten dollars.

"Male masturbation toys, and male masturbation in general, is generally not discussed among straight men,"

Whether you're eligible for Communion varies widely by church and denomination. But yes, at the very least you shouldn't take it if you don't believe in Jesus.

I'm really looking forward to it!

The link didn't work, but the word trollface in the URL box gives me the basic idea. But the press has a pretty innocuous name, so I'll really know how cool they are if they recognize it without asking me about it.

I still need a full time job, but at least now I have freelance work! However, I am not telling my family I edit gay romance.

Continue to be friendly but don't tell her anything you don't want everybody to know. If she baits you with gossip about someone, steer the direction elsewhere. If you need to, just tell her, "I'm not doing this." But you can invite her to stuff without giving her juicy info.

Obviously you've never heard the term "fag tag." (Which is gross.)

The Frederick's Hollywood/X bra or whatever it's called works fab for me. It's a convertible. Of course, I have A-cup boobs, so the bra isn't doing a ton of supporting.

Allison Matsu is a prominent Houston tweeter, so yeah, not odd that the restaurant would notice being talked about on her feed.

Why I'm willing to let it go is that he's talking about the experience of seeing Amy sing live. Seeing someone live is a powerful thing, and Russell Brand does not have that experience with Billie or Ella. He's talking about where her voice took him at a specific place and time.

Don't put a name or address on your resume. Just use an e-mail pertaining to your vocation (fabtaxaccountant@blahblah.com) and a phone #. Generally acceptable when submitting a resume online.

Makes sense, considering Faulkner only wrote with the help of copious amounts of whiskey.

Now people will be less likely to listen to the other LGBTQ Syrian bloggers out there because they might also be white men who have never been to Syria.

Happened to one of my college friends . . . only she actually went to the dance with the guy and had a terrible time. Well, the guy wasn't crazy. Basically, he was a nice guy who really liked her and she didn't like him and nobody understood why she wouldn't just give him a chance. Because, "I'm not interested,"…