@CurtCole: The main problem is you'd have to read the book in order to place the pictures at the most pertinent parts.

@morninggloria: I read Nancy Drew and instantly gained a sexless boyfriend. This sounds like it would be a much better result.

@introverted_innovator: I thought the ending was going back to the beginning - a representation of the cycle.

I didn't have to turn into my mom. I started out as a carbon copy.

Who at Needless Mark-ups thinks anything costs $2.50?

Honestly, I've practiced taking my stilettos off fast so I can use them for protection if I need too.

I thought this would be about using a possum to give humans pedicures and massages.

@Dana Harris: "Georgina Spelvin" is a common psuedonym for actresses.

@mtfmuffins: Heck, they could've buried it on xanga.

@bubbly*pop: My friend was yelled at the other day. "I was bending over," she said, "to pick up dog shit."

@TediousCharm: Wouldn't you love to be that underpaid dredge? La la la, vacation photos, la la la, kid in the bath, la la la Brad Pitt penis . . . wait, Brad Pitt penis? Hell yeah!

@mordicai: Me too. It is not a big deal at all, in fact.

This would be useful if I actually committed to buying a vibe.

@Scal: Yes, yes it did. It made my day.

I bring my baked goods to class all the time. I've never had any complaints.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: Don't forget his hairstyle!

@snacktastic: The main thing to me is, that if you've agreed to be in a monogamous relationship and can't deal, you change the terms or break it off. Yes, it's rough to be monogamous. But cheating is still wrong because it's not the only option.

Nathaniel Hawthorne: Drink anytime something is noticeably symbolic.

@cool_as_KimDeal: That's the crazy thing to me. Why fix what isn't broken?

@dirtybee: I know. My joke was that el Dia de Lost Muertos (another day most Americans probably know) isn't a big conception day.