@skahammer: Or making the same one ad infinitum.

@Kat@Work: He probably bought it at the local bakery, where they used to go together every week.

I hate the sex episode. Not saying the Bachelorette or Bachelor can't sex up the contestants, but I hate that there is a designated time and place. That's just gross.

@SomeWonder: Yes. I was staring at that cover, "Nick Nolte? Guaranteed to be terrifying Nick Nolte? Sexy? Oh early nineties, what kind of drugs were you on."

@KLondike5: Yeah. I like a nice vanilla with something added to cut the sweet, but generally woodsy stuff just smells less like I'm thirteen and still coating my cheeks with glitter.

I think appealing to women could work in some ways. Of all the showers I've been in, two people had Old Spice products. One was a woman who used it for herself.

@TwinkleFinkelstein: I figured she meant rude. It's an easier mistype. Still weird.

This line - "strange animalistic ruckus" - actually reminded me of a real anonymous note I left for a dormmate. My roomie and I were tired of listening to him have sex in the middle of the afternoon everyday, so we left a note explaining that people who weren't his neighbors could still hear and could they please do…

@leslieannelevine: Shows what he knows. I looked terrible in that blue shirt.

@RenoDakota: "Sex with pudding cups" is now an official level on my unappealing scale. Thank you, Missed Connections!

@katieupsidedown: In Austin that's practically a uniform.

@CallMeBirdy: I think black women musicians are frequently regarded as attractive. Kelis, Beyonce, for example.

@fatchickintheTARDIS: He lives with his parents. : (

@LA0811: The main thing I thought was fag fuck, which is the only three letter f-word I could think of, but makes absolutely no sense (considering he was propositioning a woman). Maybe it was a typo?

@chryster: My go-to treat:

@FrigidBridget: Indoors! I come from a long line of people who are allergic to cats, and I hate the people in my neighborhood with outdoor cats. I don't want your cat sleeping on my car, I don't want your cat running into my house when I open the door . . . I can see supervised outdoor time, but I don't get letting…

I bought the world's prettiest bra today. It is dark purple and accented with small star-shaped sparklies. $17 from Victoria's Secret.

@RousseMacabre is a little bit CRAZY: You can read the book after you finish the movie and compare.

Gee, I generally ask the bartender for something delicious and fruity because I trust that the bartender knows what his or her best pansy drink is.

@dellbot: I agree. I like this, in a way, because the mannequin looks a little like me instead of totally fake. But it would be more awesome next to other mannequins with different real body features.