Whenever you’re at a game with young kids sitting that close to the action, you should always sit to the side closer to home plate. If there is a screaming line drive right at you, you’re more likely to be paying attention to the action on the field than a young child, and you’re more likely to have faster reaction…

I think their staple beers are fine. Not gonna blow you away or anything. I had the Wisconsin Belgian Red, that was really good.

I agree with your Spotted Cow take...but Fat Squirrel is pretty solid.

Spotted Cow is meh, Fat Squirrel is the NG Brew to grab, but even in Wisconsin I think Spotted Cow is the only thing they ever put on draft.

No good beer, though?

Back-rolling, because children and pets would make you suffer otherwise.

I think it is pretty clear what happened here. This poor beach-goer is trapped underneath a dead body that washed ashore.

They got us working in shifts!

Counterpoint.

Who can forget when Pontiac went MTV on us? (Still some of my favorite commercials from my youth along with the Chevy “Heartbeat” commericals)

I still haven’t gotten over the Bears giving up 50 points on consecutive weeks 2 years ago with a bye week in between to “fix what went wrong.”

Great googly moogly.

The answer is Olympic Island. Build every venue on some island somewhere (maybe in the Aegean?), build it once, and just hold every Olympics there.

Waffle. Duh.

Mustard, onions, sport peppers, relish, pickle, celery salt ... hold the tomato though.

I prefer the Summer Shandy (or the Berry Weiss!) but I do enjoy a good Leiney’s.

What I want to know is does he pay off the ushers to move around the stadium during the game to get into prime homerun spots? Also, any GROWN MAN that says he “wants” a homerun ball more than a kid is straight trash.

I tried this once with my girlfriend, did NOT end well.