yes yes, if only someone had come up with some kind of device to guard against splatter....but oh what would they ever call it?

Whenever you’re at a game with young kids sitting that close to the action, you should always sit to the side closer to home plate. If there is a screaming line drive right at you, you’re more likely to be paying attention to the action on the field than a young child, and you’re more likely to have faster reaction…

I think their staple beers are fine. Not gonna blow you away or anything. I had the Wisconsin Belgian Red, that was really good.

I agree with your Spotted Cow take...but Fat Squirrel is pretty solid.

Spotted Cow is meh, Fat Squirrel is the NG Brew to grab, but even in Wisconsin I think Spotted Cow is the only thing they ever put on draft.

No good beer, though?

This is a damn hipster problem. Wear those tight ass pants and kill your phone. Come over to the magical world of cargo shorts. I have room for my phone, a fax machine, a side of beef, a wallet, and interestingly enough, spare cargo shorts.

Back-rolling, because children and pets would make you suffer otherwise.

I think it is pretty clear what happened here. This poor beach-goer is trapped underneath a dead body that washed ashore.

They got us working in shifts!

Counterpoint.

Who can forget when Pontiac went MTV on us? (Still some of my favorite commercials from my youth along with the Chevy “Heartbeat” commericals)

I still haven’t gotten over the Bears giving up 50 points on consecutive weeks 2 years ago with a bye week in between to “fix what went wrong.”

Great googly moogly.

The answer is Olympic Island. Build every venue on some island somewhere (maybe in the Aegean?), build it once, and just hold every Olympics there.

Waffle. Duh.

I prefer the Summer Shandy (or the Berry Weiss!) but I do enjoy a good Leiney’s.

I tried this once with my girlfriend, did NOT end well.