In theory, yes, but in reality probably not enough to make any financial except in the extreme long run. Gasoline weighs about 6lbs a gallon. So a 14 gallon tank would be 84 lbs. A 4-door sedan like a Ford Fusion weights around 3500 lbs. A 40lb difference would be a bit more efficient weight wise, but probably over a…

Mostly spy novels, and the occasional non-fiction.

I’m beginning to think that Shaq’s MBA and doctorate might not be entirely legitimate.

I drive everywhere in reverse, and I produce so much gasoline I don’t know what to do with it.

You’d think Shaq would know if he wanted better fuel efficiency, he should go with Diesel.

20 years ago he was half as dumb.

The second yellow was Charmin soft and exaggerated by significant simulation. Bullshit penalty.

I can still hear my breath. In. Out. In. Out. Yet still, the silence was deafening. And then he said the words every man, woman and child would never forget: “One small step for man. One giant leap for mankind.” A human being had touched the surface of the moon. Well, two, if we’re counting me.

These are easily my favorite trade rumors because the answer is “both teams”

Brooks: “Sorry, I totally should have benched you for playing like crap.”

If we do that, everybody gets one ball, and we draw balls for every position, not just the first three and then let the records determine the rest.

All times.

The Twins batter would have politely bunted directly into the shift and stood at home plate not attempting to advance to first while the Orioles completed the force out. Because that’s the unwritten rule!

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

I know comedy’s subjective, but if you’re going to joke up about somebody’s death, the punchline ought to be funny.

Hey, I’m a little slow so help me out. This is obviously an attempt at a joke, but I’m struggling to find it. In what scenario would a basketball coach ever say “try a 2-for-1”? That means nothing. And, even if it did mean something (again, it does not), what’s the “2-for-1” that you are implying he tried instead?

This is one of those plays where it’s clearly an accident but also only LeBron could actually make the accident happen. Does that make sense? I feel dizzy and incoherent. That play may’ve given me the vapors.

Getting a lot of James Harden highlights today.

Aw man, it’s so beautiful, when a man, and a woman, bring a little bundle of joy into the world and then he disavows paternity but also sets up an irrevocable trust on behalf of the baby, who will never want for anything in this mortal world but a simple sign of love from the patrician-but-tacky old man who brings a…

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