Dean Spanos getting blindsided by other NFL owners, San Diego voters, and Joey Bosa’s Mom seems to be a recurring theme. What a fucking putz.

I wouldn’t excuse the driver, either. He’s a dick. They’re both dicks. Everyone’s a dick.

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

We are in a position such that when they put in Reince as Chief Of Staff, I think I actually breathed a sigh of relief as there would be a goddamn adult (albeit one I have no time for) in the room.

Breitbart are in the goddamn White House.

Way to blow a great marketing opportunity, Razer!

My great grand kids will tell their great grand kids of this offence that I was burdened to. And they too shall know pure rage.

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He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Regular reminder that Darrell Issa is probably guilty of insurance fraud and should be in jail

My buddy started Hoyer over Palmer this week. Moments like this are the reason I play fantasy football, so I can kick friends while they’re down and they’re forced to live in shame for a week.

This looks just like those idiots I drove by in Portland who were playing competitive leap-frog.

I loooooooove the suggestion that one guy makes about Lester Holt sending Hillary the questions. She was so prepared that she had to have been given them, right? No way she could actually be that studious, that polished, that prepared.

Is “The Tyrant” aware that Nietzsche actually called for the mixing of the Jewish and German people in order to strengthen the German “race”?

What type of cutting-edge billion dollar company doesn’t know about the IRB requirement? Any medical student knows you can’t study humans without one.