mandy-pants
Mandy-Pants
mandy-pants

No one wants a Clueless reunion, because they’d have to invite Stacy Dash.

The Chrysler Building, the Twin Towers, the Statue of Liberty, the Brooklyn Bridge... it’s all in there.

Yep to all those points.

Now, if we could get the competition to stop exploiting deer:

Not entirely wrong... it’s certainly oddly-paced, oddly-structured, and makes some narrative, erm, choices, that are a bit weird in hindsight (and probably deserved a bit of side-eye at the time too), but it does have THREE things going for it:

I’m pretty sure Ma and Pa Kent realize their son has powers moments after they find him when the toddler lifts their car over his head.

Not sure of your age. I was 13 when it came out. I was a big superhero geek, and had some of those same thoughts then. On the pros side, it was the first big budget comic book movie, and that was fantastic. on the con side, it insisted on the jokey, not taking things serious approach. Nothing grates comic book geeks

Yeah, I don’t really get the tone of this article. We’re meant to dislike her because... she’s a down-to-earth, middle-aged woman? I mean, she’s 55 years old. Sorry she’s not keeping up with her 30-something in laws but I think that’s to be expected.

Sophie is great - it must be really nice for the Queen to look at her three children with disastrously-failed marriages and then see her youngest son choose so modestly and well. I definitely noticed when she and Edward started appearing on the royal family’s social media accounts more last year, to a certain extent

Bernie supporters.

The people for whom Bernie is a “compromise candidate” are literal fucking communists who don’t vote and post cringey-ass shit like memes of Mao killing landlords. Fuck ‘em. 

If anyone knows about coalition building, it’s Bernie supporters, right? You guys were so good at it. 

Oh, absolutely. We’re completely fucked.

He didn’t say that - it’s just blogger snark that Jezebel’s Grandpa didn’t get the nomination

You Americans are going to completely fuck up this election, aren’t you?

Officials on Council to Re-open America”

This girl’s parents have pockets deep enough that they can support her living in NYC on a recapping links on Jezebel salary - her liberal purity means more than a million kids in one cage.

Y’all keep trying to lose yourselves this election. This was the same snarky I guess we have to settle for Clinton that led to the democratic ennui which cost us 2016. Joe Biden gets you closer to your leftist dream than 4 more years of Trump and GOP senate rule. Suck it up and don’t throw the baby out with bath

In the midst of a pandemic with a literal madman as incumbent is no time to throw a fit because your candidate didn’t win.  For the love of all decent people, please put your grudges with the democratic party aside and vote for Biden.