Why, do the boxes taste better? 

Fine. You are BOTH wrong. Equally, if not oppositionally, wrong.

Now that’s a strong looking hand!

Fun fact... wait for it... I used to be a hand model and that’s my hand in Zoolander

...Sir, this a Wendy’s.

Am I the only one who watches that video and thinks that the guy racing the fridge is in on the gag?

“Improve transportation” = road widening.

That’s what we do in DFW. We bring it “giant” corporations and drive up the housing market (looking at you Toyota and McKesson). So far there hasn’t been much fallout, and North Texas had been mostly recession proof a decade ago, but I am afraid this will all come due soon.

If Jesus would spit “lukewarm christians” from his mouth, I wonder what his plans are for mealy-mouthed shitheads who insist on kowtowing to monied assholes at every turn.  Considering the camel and the eye of the needle and all that jazz.  

Uncle Tom isn’t used as much as it used to be, but if there was ever a time.

Name fucking checks out. Jesus Christ.

“I mean it’s not like we would walk around in society responding to someone’s question or comment by giving them the thumbs up.”

“Recently I have noticed a lot of people responding to text messages using the “Thumbs Up” emoji. Every time I receive this as a response to a text message it makes me furious.”

If I came home and found my ex-gfs sitting around drinking MY tea and my wife and daughter are missing, I’d probably first ask them what gives them the right to just take MY TEA.  You couldn’t ask first?  You knew that was the tea that I bought for myself for when I get stressed out, but you just went ahead and took…

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

And, really, I should add that despite having disapprovals as nearly high as Donald Trump’s, she still beat him by 3 million votes, and then lost the electoral college by fewer than 80,000 votes in three states.

lolololol yeah sure that's what it is, I don't know what I was thinking

Keep telling yourself that.

Short rates are controlled by the Fed and they - as Trump has said many times - raised too fast, too far, and have been too slow to cut.

No, it’s their fucking story, and they’re allowed to deal with it however they’re comfortable with dealing with it.