Brandon Sanderson clears his throat, drops his latest brick of a novel on the table, and offers to finish off the series for him.

I love how this game just keeps going. It’s a testament to how amazing and near perfect this game is.

I’ve been a hunter all my life & I’ve never seen this technique described, much less in person before. It’d be much easier just to gut the thing with a sharp stick & your fingers.

The Ark of the Covenant from Raiders of the Lost Ark. You could use that as a cooler at a tailgate.

[Announces a RB can read the defense]

Standing in line for the nachos, maybe.

Ambien is the drug that will secretly screw you up the most. It can make you sleep walk and burn your kitchen down when zombie you takes more/other drugs and decided to cook a full turkey at 3am

The best time is about 8 months after release when it’s down to $15.

Shorts imply unprofessionalism the same way an adult diaper implies incontinence.

Same here, half the men in my office are wearing shorts on a given day, including my boss.

No.

“Look at me, I am the control mage now.”

The biggest thing that makes it unique is that it’s not about fighting. The Brits only fire a handful of shots in the entire movie. It’s not about victory over enemies. There is no swagger, there is no winning, no overcoming the enemy, no ability to inflict the pain and loss they are feeling back upon those who are…

Well all due respect how are we ever going to be “equal” if people like you keep insisting we treat people differently?

Thank you Jesus for resurrecting this Orchid every year!!!

I was watching my friend play the game the other day. The coolest thing I saw was a tank spamming a button to prevent a boss from coming down on the party with a giant ass sword.

Look at these clowns, bringing knives to a nuclear holocaust.

I really wanted to try this when I heard of the free to play change but I’m too invested in FF14 to have any time for another MMO. Damn it...

It wasn’t until main stream media and the internet that people started trying to kill politicians, you know?

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?