This is relevant, trust me.

I know most of his new stuff sucks donkey balls, but let us not forget where mr. Chan comes from...

That was my first reaction on seeing the slow-mo replay ... but I think the rule is reserved for quarterbacks in the pocket and receivers catching the ball. Once you are running with the ball it’s okay. Or so I have read. May not be accurate though.

Exactly, and that’s why Steve Jobs died of waffle cancer. Twice.

Sadly, it looks like you guys get Trump more than the rest of us! Enjoy NY!

Copy: “Belgian white, milk, and dark chocolate mice are tempered until smooth and creamy and neatly arranged in a tin, ready for giving.”

It’s going to be a really awkward day at the Food Network when she cuts her finger during filming and Jeffrey smothers her with a pillow.

I would definitely buy this “rock” if the SKU description would read as follows:

4 bedroom, 2100sqft, with garage, front and back yards, covered patio for 1350/mo. 30 minutes from Dallas, 30 minutes from Ft Worth, 10 minutes from DFW Airport.

Just this weekend I ate a burger stuffed with Korean pork belly and topped with a battered and fried ring of Mac and cheese. It was fucking heaven.

OMG SHINY MUK

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

anyone who thinks this car is ugly needs to take a good hard look at the market right now. mazda is killing the design game right now.

Priority #1 is always scoring. Worry about the rest later. And don’t commit impossibly dumb facemask penalties.

His higher consciousness became just self aware enough to realize he’s on the Browns and now he’s glitching out Westworld-style.

Brown shoes with a blue suit is 100% fine.

My mind is seriously blown. Never thought of that.

You know what, that VR tank line explained a lot of things for me.

strange that what i remember most of Civ 1 was upgrading the palace. =)