It’s true. And the rules continue: “Should Burma be able to maintain its sovereignty across a fortnight, both teams will submit one bowler to engage in the bonging of pots of scalding hot Darjeeling tea until one man soils his britches.”

If archery ends in a stalemate, is that a bow tie?

I’d pick my cream puff nine times out of ten.

Same place they go when theyre new. Some rich old guys garage, only to be driven once a year.

Hey

Maybe take the D&D approach, roll high for a catch.

/FLAMED

I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee

That yelly-angry-British-cooking show dude has an amazing recipe for wellington. Too lazy to look for the link, though.

I looked at getting a Chrystler 300 Varvatos edition, until I sat in it. The seats were the most uncomfortable things I had ever experienced, worse than shitty junior high football stadium seating. What a shame.

Wonder Woman Eiffel Tower set to Tom Waits’ “Chocolate Jesus”?

Some say... he is the final destination.

Some say he’s secretly a

Some say that Top Gear just happens in his mind, as he daydreams at work all day, every day, for eternity.

Some say he invented road head.........while driving alone

The Nazi stuff reminds me of my favorite story of racist war spoils: in the civil war, Minnesota sent one of if not the first (don’t recall my history too well) battalions to go fight. They were pretty good, and ended up capturing the Virginia state house, and taking its racist confederate flag. Fast forward a century…

Perfect for cleaning the sandiest of vaginas.

True story, 4 months ago broke up with her.. turned around sold the prius and bought a used 2010 BMW 550i m-sport