It makes me want to throw my phone out the window when my GPS says

“3 miles to destination - 28 minutes”

I’ll only get into this if its a subscription based model.

Bailey could descend from above and save many teams this season but he has told his followers “Not yet”.

We wait for the moment the sacred words are whispered

“Yes”

Wife and I got stuck in Savannah our first year of dating(about 5 months in I think). She had to make it back to work the next day so we after having turned in our car rental at the airport thinking we were going to make our flight(Flight was cancelled because of ice storms). Had to wait 2 hours for the first car…

That was the biggest thing that jumped out to me during the presentation.

They were being very very deliberate about hiding it.  When you go that far to hide a design feature you may have a problem with the design.

Wasn’t the joke about the age of the car and not the drivers? I agree 30's somethings are usually driving but this design is ancient.

Autodraft wins leagues.  Anyone who argues against this just doesn’t want to accept the fact that reality sucks.

I believe this just releases him to free agency at which point several other teams could jump in and snatch him.  By not rescinding their offer Bell has no choice but to wait till the end of the season.

Wasn't Bills big thing that he wanted to wear a suit to games but the NFL dictates that he had to wear sponsored clothing so out of spite he cut up the clothes to the minimum required?

Well, that can only happen if the government allows for class-action lawsuits.  

Me too, Roger, me too.

It’s really cool to see a really basic principle of how the human body works.

The body follows the head and the head follows the eyes. Everything she does her eyes are on her target and her body follows.

Same principle with driving a car.  Wherever you are looking is where you’ll naturally steer towards.

No one will see this but this may be the last year I cheer for them.

It’s amazing that adblocker is viewed as the problem and not a symptom.

And never ever fuck a coconut.

This isn’t the Overwatch League (OWL) I think.  None of it seems to be directly blizzard sponsored. 

I cut my finger open on a Vienna sausage lid.

They’re really missing out on that “i”.

“Be the change you want to see in the world”

“You only live once”

That’s everyone’s favorite bad take dad Drew Magary!