There goes the warranty. Pretty sure racing or time trial events will be excluded. They can blame anything on taking a car over a speed limit - rattles, the 12V outlet not working, etc.

A real maniac would have done the reverse.

They using the P-P-P-Powerbook! sales technique.

Someone is going to have to work some extra shifts at the strip club to earn the next one.

Brian Eno: 14 Video Paintings circa 1984, was produced to be viewed in vertical orientation, the VHS and now DVD copies still suggest your TV/monitor be turned on its side. The versions you’ll turn up on YT are presented there like our McLaren film.

...and rug stores go out of business, no-name furniture stores lose their lease, and Harbor Freight has horrible inventory control.

Honey - call the cops! There are go-karts on the freeway.... Oh, hold off, there’s an unmarked cop SUV following them, never mind.

Beware of Schienenwolf!

I love it when the culture of another country makes me feel normal.

Did his tank top have the Muscle Machines logo?

They had to have functional cargo and recreational options.

Buy something that isn’t going to cost more than the bike to replace broken pastics/dented tank/etc. Buy something better once you have the basic skills down and have figured out what kind and where you’re going to be riding. Had I known it was five times more fun to cross the US on a 250cc Vespa than a 1000cc…

People would pay more attention if they used RealDolls.

Just me? Ah well.

Everyone needs to have a dream vehicle when they are five. Mine was Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom inspired.

How soon before BP or Exxon spills some oil on it?

Why no 1980’s Aston Martin Lagonda. Here is a Jason Torchinsky Jalopnbik article about it.

Trainee mechanic wasn't too clear on righty/tighty lefty/loosey or just a plain idiot.

Someone is suggesting rust is being used to date the age of a vehicle? What's next 'The tires are worn' or 'It isn't shiny'?