Can we talk about her choice to wear not only black, but also a romper, to a wedding?

as a redhead, I used to (when I was on the market) get hit with a lot of “haha, so, you must have quite the temper on you, REDHEADS, AMIRITE?” and “so I always heard redhead chicks are the craziest???”

and then I would cackle loudly to signal my fellow redheads from where they awaited in the shadows, and we'd feast on…

This is a great reminder for everyone. Medical people should take heed of this, too. Sometimes you forget to turn it off. Asking about these things is inappropriate in social settings. ESPECIALLY scars. ESPECIALLY in places where someone is exposed. Keep your medical inquiries to the exam room.

I actually smacked the hand of a strange man at Target when he walked up to us and tried to touch my pregnant wife’s stomach.

No.